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> A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from

> an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey

> the next day.

>

> The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have

> some bad news, the donkey died."

>

> Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

>

> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

>

> Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

>

> The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

>

> Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

>

> Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

>

> Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is

> dead."

>

> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What

> happened with that dead donkey?"

>

> Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a

> piece and made a profit of $898.00."

>

> Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

>

> Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars

> back."

>

> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron...

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