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DEPORT HER TO AMERICA..

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs

raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting

ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she

found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said

Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the

nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told

him as calm as could be:

'Those guys will never rape anybody again.' Cops say convicted

rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles

when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room

where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom

come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The

one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said

he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters.

Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to

be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her

granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by

two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I

decided I was going to go out and get those guys myself 'cause I figured the

Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And

I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've

been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when

the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and

Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days

prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she

spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a

picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell,

it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and

knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em

right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em

most, you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up

pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned

myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to

deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke

the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det.

Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to

nominate her . . . DEPORT HER TO AMERICA--- WE NEED HER !!

:wohow:

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Now thats one granny I want in my family. :up: to her.

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Sorry guys, it ain't true. It's an old spoof from back in 2000.

From Snopes.com:

Sorry, but this February 2000 e-mail is a fanciful tale of imagined revenge and nothing more -- searches of Australian news archives fail to turn up news stories featuring any of the people named in the account, reports about the shootings of the rapists, or the rape that supposedly sparked the retribution. Those living in the area also fail to recall seeing anything about this on the nightly news.

Moreover, in March 2000, an Australian newspaper referred to the already Internet-speeded story as "a good urban myth."

Regrettably, Grambo exists only in our hearts and inboxes. We cherish her anyway.

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Sorry guys, it ain't true. It's an old spoof from back in 2000.

From Snopes.com:

Sorry, but this February 2000 e-mail is a fanciful tale of imagined revenge and nothing more -- searches of Australian news archives fail to turn up news stories featuring any of the people named in the account, reports about the shootings of the rapists, or the rape that supposedly sparked the retribution. Those living in the area also fail to recall seeing anything about this on the nightly news.

Moreover, in March 2000, an Australian newspaper referred to the already Internet-speeded story as "a good urban myth."

Regrettably, Grambo exists only in our hearts and inboxes. We cherish her anyway.

Party pooper.... :(

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Just call me the urban legends spoofer.

There's plenty of true stuff ya never hear though, the media doesn't want to report it.

Stuff like a creep breaking into a house and a young girl blasting him with a 12 gauge.

Or the guy that wired his car with 120 volt. He actually got a little jail time for trying to protect himself from carjackers....

Go figure..

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Where did all our heros go :?: It's nice to beleave granny exists somewhere

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Just call me the urban legends spoofer.

There's plenty of true stuff ya never hear though, the media doesn't want to report it.

Stuff like a creep breaking into a house and a young girl blasting him with a 12 gauge.

Or the guy that wired his car with 120 volt. He actually got a little jail time for trying to protect himself from carjackers....

Go figure..

:lol::lol: .... Man I like the 120 volt idea. Pretty creative. Hadnt heard that one before.... 8)

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It seems sad that the bad guys have rights and the victoms do not :!: Any one have Granny's phone #,I need help finding a missing car :(

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