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On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by

Johnson &Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MOREOF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

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Oh by the way, Do you know what the difference is between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?

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THE TASTE ! :icon_puke_r:

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Yeah Dave, one tastes like glass and the other tastes like, well, like glass....

What? Did you think I was going to say something else???? :D

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Or you could have THIS job...

How do you mess up to get that job:fucyc:

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