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A manager at Basspro had the task of hiring someone to

fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes

he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to

call the four in and ask them only one question.

Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference

room table, the interviewer asked,

"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,

"A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And, now you sir?",

he asked the second man. "Hmmm...let me see. "A blink!

It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever

happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a

very popular clich for speed."

He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house

and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch,

way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in

less than an instant.

"Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of"

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer

and thought he had found his man.

"It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.

Turning to ME, the fourth and final person, the interviewer

posed the same question. I replied, "After

hearing the previous three Answers, it's obvious to me

that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh sure", I said. "You see, the other day I wasn't

feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before

I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already CRAPPED my pants."

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I looked into getting a part-time job at the BPS @ the Arundel Mills store when they first opened, good benfits too:happy2: even "part timer's" get a huge saving on tackle, boats and all other fishing or hunting gear:happy3:think how many rod's n' reel's I'd have now. IF "I" worked there:evil6:

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