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After their 11th child, an <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Alabama</st1:place></st1:State> couple decided

that was enough, as they could not afford a larger

bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told

him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any

more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure

called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but

that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative,"

said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,

(fireworks are legal in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Alabama</st1:place></st1:State>) light it, put it in

a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and

count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be

the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how

putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear

is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it

in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and

began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can

between his legs and continued counting on his other

hand.

This procedure also works in <st1:State w:st="on">Tennessee</st1:State>, <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Kentucky</st1:place></st1:State>,

<st1:State w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:State>, <st1:State w:st="on">Arkansas</st1:State>, <st1:State w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:State>, <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Missouri</st1:place></st1:State>, and West

<st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Virginia</st1:place></st1:State>.

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After their 11th child, an <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Alabama</st1:place></st1:State> couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed...

That's funny, I don't care who you are. Git-R-Done!

Thanks for sharing.

As for me, I'm getting mine on Ebay!..........confederate_battlegif-1.jpg

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As for me, I'm getting mine on Ebay!..........

What a vasectomy? LOL just kidding.:fucyc:

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