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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big, tall cowboy walked in and said: "Who owns the big, white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver

was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemo sabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,

"Who owns that big, white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, ……………

"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin."

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since it's close to St. Pattys day I have a few Irish jokes:fart:

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A. Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A. Because they're always a little short.

Q. Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?

A. They like to "go" first class!

Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A. He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?

A. Patty O'furniture!

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I am Irish:icon_pidu: so that does allow me to make fun of my kind......I read it in the handbook of jokes prodical....:eusa_shifty:

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR

THAT DID YOURS.'

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

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Just a little HTML clean up.

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