The Theory of Intelligence:

[Erbby49]

Never heard the concept explained like this:

Well you see, Norm, it's like this..A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers

[DumBbaSS]

I love that bit...........I got one to add

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.
>
> When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
>
> Painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20
>
> Years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect,
>
> Lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
>
> An entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course
>
> Of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a
>
> Sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the
>
> Desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her
>
> Passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The
>
> Woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze The therapist
>
> Turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at
>
> Least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a
>
> Moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and
>
> Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
>
>
>