Joke

[Sam]

Homeless man





A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.



The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"





"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.



"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.



"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."



"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.



"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"



"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.



"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.



"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."





The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."





The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."