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11-15-2006, 01:28 PM
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Death predictor....
The Amazing Death Predictor!
Chomper: At age 48 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle 
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11-15-2006, 01:34 PM
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roger: At age 63 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
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11-15-2006, 02:00 PM
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hmmm, mine said at age 96 I'll explode at dinner from eating to much
 wtf, why wait another 46 years, lets eat
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11-15-2006, 02:02 PM
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bohica: At age 81 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Is that supposed to be haunted?
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Ъøhïcâ - So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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11-15-2006, 03:33 PM
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Erbby49: At age 63 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists. :icon_rendeer:
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I am the wretch the song refers to.... Erbby 49 <>< 
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11-15-2006, 04:01 PM
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Daveh:At the age of 50 your bad heart will explode while on alantic Anglers.com viewing a seamingly innocent post that all of a sudden SCREAMS!!!!!!
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Dave Hollinger 2006 22' Triumph CC "LANA MARIE 3" (LM3) proud member: www.ocreeffoundation.com
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11-15-2006, 04:04 PM
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could be worse...depending on the meaning of exposed
Ben: At age 58 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
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11-15-2006, 04:07 PM
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11-15-2006, 09:49 PM
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Sam: At age 72 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
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~Sam - Pray for East Wind!
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11-15-2006, 10:33 PM
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Tom: At age 61 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)
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Tom "Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone....you are the one that gets burned"
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11-16-2006, 08:15 AM
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Steve: At age 46 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
I'm 32 now - sheesh - I don't have much time left!!! I better get more fishing in...
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11-16-2006, 08:50 AM
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Quote:
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~Sam - Pray for East Wind!
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11-16-2006, 09:58 AM
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Quote:
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 "A lifetime is your chance to express the IS in the most adventurous creative way you can imagine"
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