21 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

[Bohica]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.


2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.


3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.


4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.


6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.


7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.


8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.


9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.


10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.


11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.


12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.


13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell.


14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.


15. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.


16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


17. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.


18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.


19. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.


20. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."


21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

[Sam]

That liberal media has gotcha all fired up, huh Bob?

[fish-aholic]

That is too funny....Just sent it to every democrat I know

[Charkbait]

sad but true

[Bohica]

Originally Posted by Sam

That liberal media has gotcha all fired up, huh Bob?

Lol. Don't get me started. I watched ABC News last night, and lost count of how many times I heard the words "failure" and "Iraq". IMO, the situation in Iraq can be handled better, but it's not a failure until Iraq becomes an Islamic Republic.

[Sam]

It's almost humorous listening to the news. If I only had a nickel for every time I heard, "This administration is...."

[ocsnapper]

After some tell lies for so long they KNOW that they are telling the truth and reject your reality and substitute there own and tell you that what you believe in is wrong and that there way is the only way and if you don't believe in what they say you are mean, a raciest and so on, and not what the American people believe in and want, and since the last President was elected twice by the people that they mad a huge mistake and blame the last 40 years on him and tell you that they know what is best and they should be in power and all will be fine and when things go wrong for them they will blame all that came before them and say it was not there failure but problems from the past that they had no control over even know that some of these people have been in Congress for the last 20 plus years and have not done anything but keep themselves getting a nice pay check from the people and at the same time did nothing to change anything just to keep themselves in power.

Now POWER mean to me, that you have the ability to change things and make thing better for the people you serve not to keep your self in a job that will take care of you for the rest of your life... OK rent over now go back to talking about fishing.

[Steve]

Uh-ooh, you upset Dave, he only used one period in that whole paragraph.
LMAO!

[ocsnapper]

not upset. Just agree with it. after afew beers went on a rant. but I'm better today.

[F117A]

Originally Posted by ocsnapper

not upset. Just agree with it. after afew beers went on a rant. but I'm better today.

Who, you go on a rant after a few beers?