WINTER IN WISCONSIN

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WINTER IN WISCONSIN

Dear Diary:
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in WISCONSIN. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE

OCT. 14
WISCONSIN is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and Orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful.
Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.

NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can not imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won).When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.
Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
Dam Snowplow!

DEC. 22
More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That JERK!!!

DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ***. More snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b*tch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb ba$tard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this freaking ice!

DEC. 28
More of the same **** last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white ****.
The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this **** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

JAN. 1
Happy freaking New Year My ***!!. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got
34 inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and **** for brains had the NERVE to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the **** he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.

JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the dam deer.
Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.

MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of ****.

MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can not imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of WISCONSIN.

[fish-aholic]

LOL, that is too much

[Randy Stinchcomb]

Great find Roger I've been looking for that for a Long Time as I saw it years ago but instead of Wisconsin it was title as being in Maine, thanks for digging it up

[DaveH]

Thats great! thanks for sharing

[Coop]

lol...lol