Auto Repair 710

[Sam]

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.



They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked,

"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"



She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.

I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."


The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew acircle and in the middle of it wrote 710.


He then took herover to another car which had the hood up and asked,

"Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course,it's right there."

[chomper]

Ahhh.... the ol' 710 cap....

[Penn Pal]

LOL!! that's classic!!

[ocsnapper]

LOL I wish the guys that left off the 710 on my truck were brighter!!

[Oceanoma]

I usually like to come back with some type of joke to defend women after something like that - but even though I hate to admit it - I'm still laughing after that one. Then, while looking for a joke about men - I ran across this. Sorry ladies - I couldn't resist this one!

Three blondes were sitting on the bank of a river. They each had a fishing pole and were concentrating on their lines.
A Game Warden drives by and sees the women fishing and decided to check for proper fishing licenses. He approached the women and asked to see their fishing licenses. Surprisingly, they all replied they did not have one.
Before the Warden could speak, one of the women spoke up and said, "Mr. Warden, sir, we are not fishing for your normal catch. We are environmentalists ridding the waters of garbage and other debris. We are not fishing for 'fish'. We have poles, yes, but on the end of our lines we have magnets. The magnets are gathering up metallic debris from the bottom of this river. Therefore, we are cleaning the environment."
The Game Warden thought for a moment. Unsure of the woman's honesty, he asked the women to retrieve their lines and show him the magnets they were using. Sure enough, one after the other, the women showed the Warden various sized and colored magnets at the end of their line.
Puzzled, the Warden again thought for a moment then stated, "Well, you ladies seem to be doing a good thing. There is no law against cleaning up a riverbed with a magnet. More people should be as dedicated in cleaning up the environment. Have a nice day!"
The Warden walked back to his SUV and drove off. As soon as the Warden was out of sight, the women burst out in hysterical laughter.
Finally, when one of them was able to speak, she said, "Stupid Fish Cop!. Doesn't he know there are STEALHEAD in this river?"

[Oceanoma]

I'm on a roll now . . . . .

A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man."
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."

[wagonmaster]

Don't laugh I have heard some of thease requests at my friends auto parts store. Some guy came in and asked for a feeler gauge what he wanted was a spark plug gapper, He said the gauge he requested felt the gap in the plug.

[Randy Stinchcomb]

I could write a book on what goes on at dealerships:

just like the first post, we had a woman come in and wanted an oil change on her 1995 Ford "FISO" no one new what she was talking about, a "FISO" so the service advisor went out side to see this "new" Ford.......it was a F150 pick-up

or the one a few winters ago, guy comes in complaining of a clunk when taking off and a clunk when comming to a stop, tech took the truck around the lot, brought it back up to the service dept and pointed out to the customer the FROZEN 16oz bottle of coke in the pick-up bed:confused2:

true stories

[ocsnapper]

That's last one Randy is good. Did ya all charge him for a service call.

[Sam]

Very funny Keep em coming!

[Randy Stinchcomb]

a few years back a young woman brings her 1999 Ford Escort in for service. has a intermitent buzzing noise from under the drives seat. tech removes the seat and finds the womans "pager"

one from down Easter Shore-way, for you locals. summerday, service advisor are stand outside haveing a smoke, they spot an older 1970's LTD heading to the lot wth the hood-up and what appeared to-be a person under the hood(while someone else was driving the car), turns out the guy under the hood was spraying "starting fluid" down the carburetor, because the engine wouldn't stay running (due to a bad fuel pump)

[chomper]

Those are good ones... I remember when a buddy of mine broke his throttle cable when we were putting around town. Instead of getting a tow, we drove in tandem. Popped open the rear hatch (rear engine bus) and worked the carb from the rear, inside of the van. meanwhile the driver steered and hit the brakes, hollering for more or less fuel as needed.