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I have been disqualified for using a boat remember, even tho it is only 5 % of the entire year - you cant win against a out of state based site. You guys forgot to mention I have pretty funny jokes too::

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for
answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have a praise.' Two
months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was
completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if
they could help him.'
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children, and every move
caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's
scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined
the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with
time, his scrotum should recover completely.'
All the men sighed with relief.-
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.



A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to tell
my wife, the word is sternum.